Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
ra ra ra ah ah
sexting lady gaga style
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.