We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I looked at my own cervix.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
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I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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