Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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