I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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