Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
50% drunk capacity currently
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
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And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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