this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
