This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Randomize
