it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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