When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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