Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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