We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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