Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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