So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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