I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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