Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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