I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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