it's too hot outside to masturbate.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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