Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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