i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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