I'll bet she douches with gravy.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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