He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
the raccoons are back...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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