brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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