I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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