I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
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just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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