I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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