We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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