i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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