i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I have post one night stand depression
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