There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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