Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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