She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Im part way to drunk.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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