What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
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yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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