Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
And then he peed in my hair
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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