Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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