normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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