i just identified you from a description of your pipe
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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