I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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