i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You did what with his pubic hair?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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