Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
