Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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