Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
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the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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