David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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