i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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