Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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they said they heard you say put it in my butt
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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