i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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