"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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