Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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