Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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