My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
