His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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