I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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