Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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