Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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