Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
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not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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