Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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