there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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