Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
