i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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