I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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