i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
it wasn't lemon gatorade
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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