SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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