FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
he was CRYING into my vagina
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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